Tips for girls on tinder and okcupid about what not to do.

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Tadamoto19 3 days ago#1 1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the f*** are we supposed to know which girl is you? 2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish. 3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip. 4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you. 5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either. 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgur.com/kjgOUn3.jpg reportquote

SomeLikeItHoth 3 days ago#2 Great tips. Especially number four. The GOAT Fam 2017! reportquote

Godnorgosh 3 days ago#3 This topic reeks of cringe and entitlement. Also, not everyone shares your taste. If you like sluggers to beat off your head, don't organize, all unions despise. If you want nothing before you are dead, shake hands with your boss, look wise. reportquote

boxington 3 days ago#4 imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. http://i.imgur.com/dL319hV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qzEHw.gifv reportquote

Kaname_Madoka 3 days ago#5 boxington posted... imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. Drawn for me by | Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg | Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg | ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV reportquote

Kaname_Madoka 3 days ago#6 Tadamoto19 posted... 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? jesus h christ Drawn for me by | Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg | Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg | ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV reportquote

frozenshock 3 days ago#7 I remember I was with a girl once and she showed me a picture of a I don't hate people, people hate me. reportquote

SomeLikeItHoth 3 days ago#8 7. If you're fat please post visible pictures of your fatness. No bull s*** angles. I'm not about to waste my precious right swipes on someone I think is skinny. "Maybe I keep seeing you die because I'm supposed to take your place." -- Desmond reportquote

frozenshock 3 days ago#9 I remember I was with a girl once and she showed me a picture of a little kid and when I asked who it was she said "that's my son" and I was like "oh..." then she was like "j/k it's my nephew" I don't hate people, people hate me. reportquote

EyeWontBeFooled 3 days ago#10 Kaname_Madoka posted... boxington posted... imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. You come up with something better! reportquote

Axiom 3 days ago#11 EyeWontBeFooled posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... boxington posted... imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. reportquote

ArtVandelay 3 days ago#12 Tadamoto19 posted... 2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters agreed Tadamoto19 posted... 3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip you're such a bitter virgin smfh Tadamoto19 posted... 4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you. That's true. she's already got one kid. she doesn't need you too. Tadamoto19 posted... 5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either. you're SUCH a damn bitter virgin smfh Tadamoto19 posted... 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? what is this I don't even Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting reportquote

Samurontai 3 days ago#13 This gimmick is bad http://i.imgur.com/Scl5rwX.gif http://i.imgur.com/Fjgt7Qq.gif http://i.imgur.com/NidhAni.gif http://i.imgur.com/IGIbQPk.gif reportquote

NES4EVER 3 days ago#14 Pretty bad when even George costanza can rip on you unironically. nu-horsemen 4evar [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] reportquote

Vyrulisse 3 days ago#15 TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEdFxjje7dI reportquote

Silver Bearings 3 days ago#16 This had potential, but then the actual post happened. "Employee demonstrates an acceptable level of competence." #2 Tom Brady Fan, Local Disc Golf Champion reportquote

ArtVandelay 3 days ago#17 NES4EVER posted... Pretty bad when even George costanza can rip on you unironically. XD! Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting reportquote

gna647 3 days ago#18 1. If i like any of the girls in the group photo ill swipe right. And if i match and she messages me, and its NOT the girl i like. I'll say "oops, thought you were your friend on the very right, is she single?" they'll learn after that 2. agreed 3.debatable. Im okay with face piercings 4.i'm also okay with kids and i dont mind if they tell me on the first date. 5. also debatable, i think some tattoos are sexy 6.this is a troll topic http://i.imgur.com/iMaDK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/e9OCH.jpg  http://i.imgur.com/RnA9A.gif http://i.imgur.com/LvJeR.png reportquote

Tadamoto19 (Topic Creator)3 days ago#19 Vyrulisse posted... TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures. http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgur.com/kjgOUn3.jpg reportquote

Vyrulisse 3 days ago#20 Tadamoto19 posted... Vyrulisse posted... TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures. Yeah okay. http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEdFxjje7dI reportquote

PoopMcgee420 3 days ago#21 SomeLikeItHoth posted... 7. If you're fat please post visible pictures of your fatness. No bull s*** angles. I'm not about to waste my precious right swipes on someone I think is skinny. Called asking for a body shot "Larry Brown has never won a championship." - bond21 Trump is my president. reportquote

chill02 3 days ago#22 boxington posted... imagine giving tips to others, when you can't get a date yourself. savage Ave, true to Caesar. reportquote

Muflaggin 3 days ago#23 First two points are actually valid tbqh. Posted using GameFlux reportquote

Frolex 3 days ago#24 7. If TC messages you, please screenshot it and post it on CE so we can laugh at him http://i.imgur.com/HOLHd4k.gif http://i.imgur.com/six2WTN.gif reportquote

Kaname_Madoka 3 days ago#25 serious what the f*** with number 6 Drawn for me by | Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg | Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg | ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV reportquote

PtlessAgmnts 2 days ago#26 Frolex posted... 7. If TC messages you, please screenshot it and post it on CE so we can laugh at him This reportquote

apocalyptic_4 2 days ago#27 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? That escalated quickly PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse reportquote

zeldalullaby021 2 days ago#28 .....so if my cat is in a photo, I'm good? reportquote

Xenozoa425 2 days ago#29 Tadamoto19 posted... I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures. And you lost all respect and credibility from everyone else by doing so. PSN: tehross425 reportquote

LepartialJury 13 hours ago#30 Tadamoto19 posted... 1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the f*** are we supposed to know which girl is you? 2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish. 3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip. 4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you. 5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either. 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? Suspended User Since: Jul 2017 Karma: 21 Active Posts: 51 Total Badges: 6 Simple-straight-narrow reportquote

Offworlder1 13 hours ago#31 LepartialJury posted... Tadamoto19 posted... 1. Don't have your girlfriends in your profile picture with you. How the f*** are we supposed to know which girl is you? 2. Don't alter your profile picture with those stupid snapchat filters. We want to see what you look like. And that's hard to do if you have a cat face or dog nose and ears. It's not cute. It's dumb and childish. 3. Stop with the face piercing. There's nothing more unattractive than a girl with rings in her nose and lip. 4. If you're a single mother, say so on your profile. So that we know to swipe left on you. 5. Don't have any visible tattoos. These aren't attractive either. 6. Don't have your dog in the profile picture with you. How do we know that you aren't into beastiality? Suspended User Since: Jul 2017 Karma: 21 Active Posts: 51 Total Badges: 6 No surprises here but I do agree about #4. "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" reportquote

CE-Asked4This 13 hours ago#32 LepartialJury posted... Suspended User Since: Jul 2017 Karma: 21 Active Posts: 51 Total Badges: 6 I assume he'll be back with the account "Tadamoto20" soon Sigless User Logic reportquote

ExtremeLuchador 13 hours ago#33 If you're over 30 and dating good luck finding anybody who doesn't have a kid. "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.  "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." reportquote

Offworlder1 12 hours ago#34 ExtremeLuchador posted... If you're over 30 and dating good luck finding anybody who doesn't have a kid. Done this and both the girlfriend and our mistress don't have kids, I am 30 years old so yeah this is false. "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" reportquote

MoreRpgs 12 hours ago#35 All good ones reportquote

Kaname_Madoka 9 hours ago#36 someoneshould just make tadamoto21 Drawn for me by | Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg | Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg | ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV reportquote

YourDrunkFather 9 hours ago#37 Tadamoto19 posted... Vyrulisse posted... TC you used literal fake pics on your profile so you can't say anything. I had to do that in order to get girls to talk to me. Since they're too shallow to respond when I use my real pictures. Then maybe you should work on your appearance instead of lying to people f***boy One bourbon,one scotch,one beer reportquote

TimePharaoh 7 hours ago#38 It's ironic because they can do literally anything and get matches. You can't even look like you lulz Wait, what? I heard about the Netflix thing but how does the music thing work? You get partial songs or what? - Fade2Scrub420 reportquote

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