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Italian girl marries herself because she is tired with waiting on men.

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After searching 20 years for Mr Right to come along Laura Mesi found the answer staring her in the face herself. So the 40-year-old fitness instructor arranged a bizarre ceremony in Lissone, in the Italian region of Lombardy, where she married herself in a distinctly one-off ceremony.

Laura had always dreamed, reports local media, of a huge, fairytale wedding in front of family and friends. So dressed in a traditional wedding gown, with a retinue of bridesmaids and a special ring she wed herself.

'If one day I find a man with whom I can plan a future I'll be happy, but my happiness does not depend on him. This is my fairytale wedding only without a Prince Charming.'

After the ceremony carried out by wedding celebrant Ramiro Humberto Romero Laura cut the cake, decorated with just a bride on the top tier. Guests toasted the happy single with personally bottled champagne with a label saying 'Single.'

The wedding has gained a huge following on social media where Laura has shared more than 120 photos of her big day under the title 'Laura Mesi Sposa Single', or 'Laura Mesi Single Bride.'

She declared: 'Love yourself before anyone else.'

She paid for the £8,700 ceremony herself, The happy single bride went on honeymoon to Egypt 


Full Article: http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/28/fitness-instructor-40-marries-herself-after-getting-fed-up-waiting-for-mr-right-6961616/

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Gives new meaning to the term "Married to you hand" I suppose.
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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Kaliesto 2 weeks ago#2
She fairly represented herself.
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ChromaticAngel 2 weeks ago#3
Does this count as selfcest?
DevsBro 2 weeks ago#4
Romulox28 2 weeks ago#5
should have just bought a VR headset and married an anime character like a normal person
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HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#6
wtf this is got to be one of the most narcissistic things I've ever witnessed.
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HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#7
That's once crazy bitch right there.
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Polycosm 2 weeks ago#8
Well... I guess that's one way to throw a "coming out" party about your Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Yikes.
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OpheliaAdenade 2 weeks ago#9
she's very pretty :o
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Tadamoto22 2 weeks ago#11
This is what happens when women are picky. I fail to believe that she couldn't find a guy who was willing to be with her in 20 years. Problem is her standards are too high. She expects a 6 foot tall, rich, "chad" to sweep her off her feet. Dumb bitch.
UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#12
Tadamoto22 posted...
This is what happens when women are picky. I fail to believe that she couldn't find a guy who was willing to be with her in 20 years. Problem is her standards are too high. She expects a 6 foot tall, rich, "chad" to sweep her off her feet. Dumb bitch.

Translation: "She would have rejected me and I am bitter"
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#13
Amazon_Shampoo posted...
DevsBro posted...
Women...

http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/


No much better than marrying yourself.

But still better.
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HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#14
Tadamoto22 posted...
This is what happens when women are picky. I fail to believe that she couldn't find a guy who was willing to be with her in 20 years. Problem is her standards are too high. She expects a 6 foot tall, rich, "chad" to sweep her off her feet. Dumb bitch.


No she's probably just bat shit crazy.
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DKFjalfe 2 weeks ago#16
UnfairRepresent posted...
Tadamoto22 posted...
This is what happens when women are picky. I fail to believe that she couldn't find a guy who was willing to be with her in 20 years. Problem is her standards are too high. She expects a 6 foot tall, rich, "chad" to sweep her off her feet. Dumb bitch.

Translation: "She would have rejected me and I am bitter"
Just couldn't find the right guy

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omg I feel so bad for laughing at that the bottom of the article about the eyeball tattoo
UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#20
ChromaticAngel posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
That's once crazy bitch right there.

That's normal for Italian women.

Funny that you're cool saying this but if someone said the same thing about black men you'd insert yourself in their throat and scream.
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Does this count as selfcest?

...I think it means that masturbation wouldn't be a sin anymore.
UnfairRepresent posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
That's once crazy bitch right there.

That's normal for Italian women.

Funny that you're cool saying this but if someone said the same thing about black men you'd insert yourself in their throat and scream.

Funny that you're an insignificant nobody with a dumb gimmick
UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#23
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Imagine thinking so highly of yourself and having such high standards for men that even after 20 years you can't find mr right.

To be fair to her, A lot of people would rather be single than lower their standards to be with someone for the sake of it.

It's not an uncommon attitude, it's just people don't tend to spend 9k to brag about it.
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#24
Questionmarktarius posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
Does this count as selfcest?

...I think it means that masturbation wouldn't be a sin anymore.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/srcstc.gif
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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eston 2 weeks ago#25
For someone that attractive to not be able to find a suitable husband, kinda suggests the problem is her. This weird self-wedding thing further backs up my theory
Polycosm 2 weeks ago#26
ChromaticAngel posted...
also

omg I feel so bad for laughing at that the bottom of the article about the eyeball tattoo

wtf... lmao
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HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#27
UnfairRepresent posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
That's once crazy bitch right there.

That's normal for Italian women.

Funny that you're cool saying this but if someone said the same thing about black men you'd insert yourself in their throat and scream.


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Caution999 2 weeks ago#28
eston posted...
For someone that attractive to not be able to find a suitable husband, kinda suggests the problem is her. This weird self-wedding thing further backs up my theory


I agree. I think her standards are probably so high that she forgets that men are also human and aren't perfect.

Ladies: Listen up - what you want to find is someone with a good heart. If they have a good heart, then you have everything you should want. Trying to find someone who is perfect will result in sadness. There is no such thing as a perfect person.
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tennisdude818 2 weeks ago#29
Pretty sad.
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Caution999 posted...
eston posted...
For someone that attractive to not be able to find a suitable husband, kinda suggests the problem is her. This weird self-wedding thing further backs up my theory


I agree. I think her standards are probably so high that she forgets that men are also human and aren't perfect.

Ladies: Listen up - what you want to find is someone with a good heart. If they have a good heart, then you have everything you should want. Trying to find someone who is perfect will result in sadness. There is no such thing as a perfect person.

Fully agree, that goes for men and women.
Lordgold666 2 weeks ago#31
Imagine her filing taxes
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UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#32
Caution999 posted...

Ladies: Listen up - what you want to find is someone with a good heart. If they have a good heart, then you have everything you should want. Trying to find someone who is perfect will result in sadness. There is no such thing as a perfect person.

"A good heart" doesn't keep the lights on and fuck you 2 times a night, 4 times at weekends.

It's a nice sentiment but not a realistic one. And you know this to be true, I doubt you'd marry an ugly fat girl even if she had a wonderful "heart" because you're shallow like she is.
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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Caution999 2 weeks ago#33
Well, a good heart and a man who has his priorities in order (job, work ethic, etc) - that goes without question.
"Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia
Yeah, if you can't find someone after 20 full years and then go off and marry "yourself", you have unrealistic standards set for your potential mate and/or narcissism at play here. 

She appears to be an attractive fitness instructor, so it shouldn't have been all that difficult to lock someone down. There's something off about her clearly.
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HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#35
"I think that love is so much easier than you realize
If you can give yourself to someone, then you should" - Dawes
We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C.S. Lewis
Fairy tales, disney movies, and romcoms have ruined the ideal man with fantasy, much like porn has ruined the ideal woman.
This is an example of the wedding itself being more important than the marriage somehow, and this woman's entire goal was to be a princess for a day or something.
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This reminds me of the Justin Bieber song "Love Yourself"

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HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#38
twitterfriends posted...
This reminds me of the Justin Bieber song "Love Yourself"



I bet that was her recessional song.
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Caution999 2 weeks ago#39
It is true that you have to be able to love yourself before you love another.

I'll say that much.
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UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#40
Caution999 posted...
It is true that you have to be able to love yourself before you love another.

I'll say that much.

I don't think I agree with that.
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think I agree with that.

This is the most UnfairRepresent quote ever.
Caution999 2 weeks ago#42
UnfairRepresent posted...
Caution999 posted...
It is true that you have to be able to love yourself before you love another.

I'll say that much.

I don't think I agree with that.


How does an Alcoholic or drug addict able to love another if they can't even love themselves by respecting their own body?
"Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia
Tadamoto22 2 weeks ago#43
UnfairRepresent posted...
Translation: "She would have rejected me and I am bitter"

Lol. I don't care if a 40 year old woman rejects me.
UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#44
Caution999 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Caution999 posted...
It is true that you have to be able to love yourself before you love another.

I'll say that much.

I don't think I agree with that.


How does an Alcoholic or drug addict able to love another if they can't even love themselves by respecting their own body?

Same way you can love your wife but not love Bill from down the street.

Why does not loving someone (Even if it's yourself) mean you can't love anyone else?

I'd say most drug addicts or depressed people love someone. In fact that's often one of the causes of their problems
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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snesmaster40 2 weeks ago#45
Caution999 2 weeks ago#46
UnfairRepresent posted...
Caution999 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Caution999 posted...
It is true that you have to be able to love yourself before you love another.

I'll say that much.

I don't think I agree with that.


How does an Alcoholic or drug addict able to love another if they can't even love themselves by respecting their own body?

Same way you can love your wife but not love Bill from down the street.

Why does not loving someone (Even if it's yourself) mean you can't love anyone else?

I'd say most drug addicts or depressed people love someone. In fact that's often one of the causes of their problems


Because the only thing you care about is your addiction. You don't consider the feelings of others.
"Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia
HypnoCoosh 2 weeks ago#47
Loving ones self is critical to having healthy relationships.

Is someone denies this they are either ignorant on the subject or a fool.
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RedWhiteBlue 2 weeks ago#48
People often forget how important it is to have a sense of belonging in the world, to be appreciated. Loving yourself is a plus, but if you feel less than stellar because no one loves you, appreciates who you are, cares about you, has ever shown you love, it can fuck you up mentally.

Anyone that ignores this needs to take some human social and sexual classes. The people I read who parrot loving yourself as if that's the only possible thing, they often have not done any research.
UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#49
Caution999 posted...

Because the only thing you care about is your addiction. You don't consider the feelings of others.

bullllllllllllllllllllllllllll shit

One of the driving forces behind both becoming addicted and getting over addiction is loved ones

You with a straight face think depressed self-hating people love no one? 

Bah I say. Bah
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Offworlder1 2 weeks ago#50
She is tired of waiting for men ?, what is she bringing to the table ?, there might be a reason no man wants her for a wife.

The men might not be the ones with a problem, could be this woman is just to crazy to deal with or she has a serious flaw that makes even "sugar daddies" say "hell no".
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    Pepys Monster 2 weeks ago#51
    Women would rather marry themselves than accept a beta.
    gr8 b8 m8
    UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#52
    Offworlder1 posted...
    what is she bringing to the table ?

    Good looking healthy woman who has enough money that she can blow 9 grand on screwing around and go on holidays
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    BootyGif 2 weeks ago#53
    Offworlder1 2 weeks ago#54
    @UnfairRepresent

    Did she earn that money herself ?, is she a career woman ?, if she spent 20 years looking for a man yet still has not met "mr. right" maybe she is way too picky.

    You say she is a good looking and healthy woman, I see a woman with mental health problems and someone trying to fight a losing battle against "the wall".

    I ask again "what is she bringning to the table in a relationship ?".
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    DKFjalfe 2 weeks ago#55
    HypnoCoosh posted...
    Loving ones self is critical to having healthy relationships.

    Is someone denies this they are either ignorant on the subject or a fool.

    I agree with this
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    thelovefist 2 weeks ago#57
    I wish I wasn't banned from r/incels because I would totally post this there to troll them.
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    VipaGTS  make friends2 weeks ago#59
    and this STILL makes her look better than people who marry pillows and waifus....
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    UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#60
    Offworlder1 posted...

    Did she earn that money herself ?,
    7

    Probably

    is she a career woman ?,


    Probably


    if she spent 20 years looking for a man yet still has not met "mr. right" maybe she is way too picky.


    Probably

    I ask again "what is she bringning to the table in a relationship ?".


    Good looks and money.
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    VipaGTS posted...
    and this STILL makes her look better than people who marry pillows and waifus....


    True, but if a man marries himself, it wouldn't make much of a difference. Women are held to different standards than men.
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    UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#62
    GreatEvilEmpire posted...
    VipaGTS posted...
    and this STILL makes her look better than people who marry pillows and waifus....


    True, but if a man marries himself, it wouldn't make much of a difference. Women are held to different standards than men.

    wut
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    Polycosm posted...
    Well... I guess that's one way to throw a "coming out" party about your Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Yikes.
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    UnfairRepresent posted...

    wut


    If a man marries himself the same way this woman did, it would look even more pathetic.
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    UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#65
    GreatEvilEmpire posted...
    UnfairRepresent posted...

    wut


    If a man marries himself the same way this woman did, it would look even more pathetic.

    ... How?

    It's the same thing
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    Zack_Attackv1 2 weeks ago#66
    UnfairRepresent posted...

    If a man marries himself the same way this woman did, it would look even more pathetic.
    ... How?

    It's the same thing


    Because if a man did it, he can't get a girl. If a woman like the one in the article did it, it's because she's too picky. 2 different situations.
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    UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#68
    GreatEvilEmpire posted...
    UnfairRepresent posted...

    If a man marries himself the same way this woman did, it would look even more pathetic.
    ... How?

    It's the same thing


    Because if a man did it, he can't get a girl. If a woman like the one in the article did it, it's because she's too picky. 2 different situations.

    "Too Picky" is just a nicer way of saying "Can't get a guy"

    Literally any mentally or physically able male could hire a hooker.

    The point is get a partner they want. She failed to do that as much as any single guy did
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    UnfairRepresent posted...

    "Too Picky" is just a nicer way of saying "Can't get a guy"

    Literally any mentally or physically able male could hire a hooker.

    The point is get a partner they want. She failed to do that as much as any single guy did


    Believe whatever you like. That women can sleep with most single men if she wants to. She may not make a good wife, but she's a lot more desired than a man who can't get a woman. That man needs to hire a hooker. If you can't see the difference, I can't help you.
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    Darmik 2 weeks ago#70
    GreatEvilEmpire posted...
    Because if a man did it, he can't get a girl. If a woman like the one in the article did it, it's because she's too picky. 2 different situations.


    Entirely depends on the man. If this was an obese lady who had a bunch of cats people wouldn't call her picky.

    Besides we have no idea what her dating history is lol.
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    CrestedTax 2 weeks ago#71
    No wonder she didn't find any guy to marry her.
    Offworlder1 2 weeks ago#72
    I wonder if in the future she will divorce herself too for attention and because she has a number of screws loose.
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    Trigg3rH4ppy 2 weeks ago#73
    OpheliaAdenade posted...
    she's very pretty :o

    And can't find a man after looking for 20 years and she married herself, chances are she's either EXTREMELY picky, or she's probably batshit crazy
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    stoltenberg11 2 weeks ago#74
    She even looks kinda hot. I'm guessing the problem is with her and her expectations maybe.
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    Prestoff 2 weeks ago#75
    GreatEvilEmpire posted...
    UnfairRepresent posted...

    "Too Picky" is just a nicer way of saying "Can't get a guy"

    Literally any mentally or physically able male could hire a hooker.

    The point is get a partner they want. She failed to do that as much as any single guy did


    Believe whatever you like. That women can sleep with most single men if she wants to. She may not make a good wife, but she's a lot more desired than a man who can't get a woman. That man needs to hire a hooker. If you can't see the difference, I can't help you.


    You're assuming things here. I mean would you say the same thing about a woman who's fat and ugly or a guy who's rich and handsome? Anyways, I agree this women in the article is probably super picky.
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    She looks looked like she had a nice time and enjoyed herself.

    Yes, it's bizarre, but it's her life and what's the harm done?
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    UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#77
    unpleasant_milk posted...
    She looks looked like she had a nice time and enjoyed herself.

    Yes, it's bizarre, but it's her life and what's the harm done?

    She helped the local economy!
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    Shotgunnova 2 weeks ago#78
    Must've been some funny vows.
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    Lorenzo_2003 2 weeks ago#79
    eston posted...
    For someone that attractive to not be able to find a suitable husband, kinda suggests the problem is her. This weird self-wedding thing further backs up my theory


    I'm really curious about the whole story because it sounds too strange to be legit. She absolutely could not find the right guy, or did she just scare them all away?
    ...
    shnangyboos 2 weeks ago#80
    I'd wager a guess that her version of Mr. Right doesn't exist. There's settling, and there's settling.
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    JayceeTHUNDER 2 weeks ago#81
    UnfairRepresent posted...
    Tadamoto22 posted...
    This is what happens when women are picky. I fail to believe that she couldn't find a guy who was willing to be with her in 20 years. Problem is her standards are too high. She expects a 6 foot tall, rich, "chad" to sweep her off her feet. Dumb bitch.

    Translation: "She would have rejected me and I am bitter"

    You are not wrong... but to be fair, neither is the other poster.

    GreatEvilEmpire posted...
    And she wonders why no man wants her...


    Pretty much. And to play a little arm chair psychologist... it seems VERY likely that she gets many male suitors and has been in many relationships. 

    THE PROBLEM (for her) however is that the men she is attracted / gravitates (the "Chads" as another poster indicated) to are very likely the ones that will leave her heartbroken (ie one night stands, short flings, pump and dumps, etc). The very "bad boy" qualities that she finds irresistible are the SAME qualities that gets the same man a lot attraction from OTHER women as well... hence he will never ever truly be "faithful, loyal, monogamous, etc" to her [hence the saying ~ a person will only be as faithful as their options].

    Or the MORE likely result: she will never feel secure enough being with a man that she knows can easily snag another hot younger woman at a drop of a hat.

    Thus her dilemma ~ she is attractive (and success I guess, I dont know her) and can gain the affections / lust of other "alpha" men... but she (and most women) CAN'T hold on to those "alphas" because they will not won't to be tied down to just ONE women when a constant flock of women are around ever corner.
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    UnfairRepresent 2 weeks ago#82
    JayceeTHUNDER posted...


    Thus her dilemma ~ she is attractive (and success I guess, I dont know her) and can gain the affections / lust of other "alpha" men... but she (and most women) CAN'T hold on to those "alphas" because they will not won't to be tied down to just ONE women when a constant flock of women are around ever corner.

    QrnihZC
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    Aeriis 1 week ago#84
    Caution999 posted...
    eston posted...
    For someone that attractive to not be able to find a suitable husband, kinda suggests the problem is her. This weird self-wedding thing further backs up my theory


    I agree. I think her standards are probably so high that she forgets that men are also human and aren't perfect.

    Ladies: Listen up - what you want to find is someone with a good heart. If they have a good heart, then you have everything you should want. Trying to find someone who is perfect will result in sadness. There is no such thing as a perfect person.

    What? What about an intelligent brain or ambition?
    Zodd3224 1 week ago#85
    She needs to get a divorce and marry me <3
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    UnfairRepresent 1 week ago#87
    shnangyboos posted...
    I'd wager a guess that her version of Mr. Right doesn't exist.


    You'd lose
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    prince_leo 1 week ago#88
    HypnoCoosh posted...
    twitterfriends posted...
    This reminds me of the Justin Bieber song "Love Yourself"



    I bet that was her recessional song.

    I went to a wedding where this was played
    like, what the hell DJ?
    Dustin1280 1 week ago#89
    Yeah sorry, that woman is too good looking to be single for life...

    She also appeared to have paid for her own wedding and "honeymoon" so she's likely a career woman and can support herself.

    The ONLY conclusion I can come to is her standards are WAY TOO HIGH or she is absolutely insane.
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    UnfairRepresent 1 week ago#90
    ^ why not both
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    She has the crazy eyes
    ( ^_^)/\(^_^ )
    Maya high five!
    weirdo
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    UnfairRepresent 1 week ago#93
    Her eyes look fine to me
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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    Th3Truth 1 week ago#94
    Is this like marrying a waifu
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    Prestoff 1 week ago#95
    Th3Truth posted...
    Is this like marrying a waifu


    In a kind of sad way? Yeah in a sense. But hey at least they're happy, I think.
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    DezCaughtIt 1 week ago#96
    This is fucking hilarious tbh. Not really anything to deep-dive into
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    HypnoCoosh posted...
    wtf this is got to be one of the most narcissistic things I've ever witnessed.
    UnfairRepresent 1 week ago#98
    DezCaughtIt posted...
    This is fucking hilarious tbh. Not really anything to deep-dive into

    You say that but this came with a price-tag
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
    https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
    With the rise of technology and social isolation, expect to see more of this
    UnfairRepresent 5 days ago#100
    ValedictorianDr posted...
    With the rise of technology and social isolation, expect to see more of this

    Well if it makes people happy
    ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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      UnfairRepresent 3 days ago#101
      Zodd3224 posted...
      She needs to get a divorce and marry me <3

      ewwwwww
      ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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      HylianFox 3 days ago#102
      That's pretty damn sad

      Nothing wrong with being single and proud of it, but come ON
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      Zodd3224 3 days ago#103
      UnfairRepresent posted...
      Zodd3224 posted...
      She needs to get a divorce and marry me <3

      ewwwwww


      You saying im ugly? 😢
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      This woman is beyond immature.
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      UnfairRepresent 2 days ago#106
      ^ Financal idependance? 

      Bitch please, this lady spent more than many Americans earn in a year on this wedding and the vacation afterwards.

      She's terrible with money. She's just loaded.
      ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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      UnfairRepresent 19 hours ago#107
      bump.
      ^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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