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Monday, September 14, 2020

i feel like randall in clerks 2 when he heard about pillowpants

FortuneCookie

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles made April O'Neal a flat-chested teenager.
Crash Bandicoot made Tawna less sexy.
Birds of Prey de-sexualized Harley Quinn.
Hello Nurse is confirmed not to return for the Animaniacs reboot.
Sara Bellum did not return for the Powerpuff Girls reboot.
The Roger Rabbit prequel was canceled after decades in development hell because Disney doesn't want Jessica Rabbit in the current climate.
Frozen 2 replaced Elsa's sexy dress with a burlap sack looking dress.
Wonder Woman 2 is covering her up in body armor.
80% of women in western video games are strikingly ugly while men still look like human beings.
Various video games from Japan have been denied releases or been viciously censored because, "OMG, boobies!"

I understand if one or two or three companies decide "we're gonna leave sex appeal at the door," but it is a sweeping trend across the board. The most natural, healthiest urge there is -- the desire for an attractive member of a compatible sex -- is being made the biggest taboo.

Why?